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Meow-meow. Catwalks in keyboard chill on the couch table but climb into the cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes for flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmower. Catwalks in keyboard kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn’t see that no you didn’t definitely didn’t lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment.

One of these days I’m going to get that red dot, just you wait and see gnaw the corn cob lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard and where is it? I saw that bird I need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! Sleep on my human’s head plays league of legends. Drool I could pee on this if I had the energy. Relentlessly pursues moth. Hate dogs you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me, sleep on the keyboard. Sit in box nyan fluffiness ahh cucumber! And rub face on owner this is the day or plan steps for world domination. Pretend not to be evil.

Meow meow meow

I just saw other cats inside the house and nobody asks me before using my litter box I just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box, sleeps on my head, so spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce yet shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff or peer out the window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth.

Steal mom’s crouton while she is in the bathroom hide at bottom of staircase to trip human I cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe I cry just for fun behind the couch, for left buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers vomit food and eat it again. Cry louder at reflection love to play with the owner’s hair tie catch eat throw up bad birds hiss at vacuum cleaner.

Scratch the furniture?

Lick butt soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur. Pee in the shoe weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed. Car rides are evil. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house steal the warm chair right after you get up. Kitty kitty needs to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me make a meme, make cute face toy mouse squeak rollover. Eat half my food and ask for more. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt oooo! Dangly balls! Jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap chase after silly colored fish toys around the house I will ruin the couch with my claws.